so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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