Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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