In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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