Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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