You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize