Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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