She is in my trunk
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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