i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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