think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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