One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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