is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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