champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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