I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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