I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
be right there i have to get my cape
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
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