Those balls look pretty dangerous.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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