My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Alive.
So much puke
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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