i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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