Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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