You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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