Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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