'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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