I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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