we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I have demons in me.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
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My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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