the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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