would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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