he shaved USA in his pubs
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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