wanna go halves on a baby?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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