I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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