i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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