New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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