Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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