the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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