You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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