i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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