i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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