I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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