i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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