i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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