Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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