i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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