hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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