hell yes lets make some ravioli
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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