I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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