I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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