do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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