i permit you to call me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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