we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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