I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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