well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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