who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We are two peas in an std pod
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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